just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
I want to get laid tonight but my sheets haven't been washed since vomiting in them on Halloween :(
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
I was trying to chase her off the carpet, but now there are figure-eights of cat vomit. everywhere
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
Congratulations, you have turned my vagina into a garden hose.
There is a video on my phone of me suckling a bag of wine from your crotch area while you say "The Body of Christ" in a Michigan accent. I vaguely remember being offended by this yet I did it anyway.
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
Randomize
