Whod you bang
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
He saw my tits then looked up and yelled thank you jesus as loud as he could
I think I could pass a breathalyzer. But with like a C.
Try not to bring up the fact that I woke up and couldn't find my pants... He might get the wrong idea.
Tis the season to puke in grandma's bathroom
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
I woke up with $140 in twenties in my bra and have never been more puzzled.
I didn't know what to say so I just sent him a chicken emoji
Thanks for reminding me of all the hookups my brain has been trying to suppress...
That's what friends are foooooooor!
So I crawled off the trampoline to puke in the neighbors yard. Wonderful house guest right here
Gameplan: If the cops show up, find a potted plant to hide behind... It's worked before!
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