I pretty much can't stop smiling when I talk to you. Even when you talk about disease and infectious diarrhea.
Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
So if we break up over this are you still gonna come over and do my dishes?
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He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
Turned on my GPS and all that it said in the search bar was "beer,"
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
I don't want a baby! I JUST WANT AN ORGASM THAT ISN'T SELF INFLICTED.
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I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
I also love my swipe to text changed a singular vagina to a plural vaginas. like my phone somehow knows I secretly want 2 vaginas
She said, I've heard about you, from girls you wouldn't even be interested in. What?
Some toppless girl just walked past me in the hall and gave me half a carton of smokes. I have never been more aroused.
He's drinking on a hospital bracelet, the fuck's your excuse?
He was literally screaming at me for using the same knife to scoop the peanut butter and the jelly.
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