I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
Just incase you were wondering, the count of ladies who have perioded on chairs at our fine restaurant is now at 3.
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
someday when you wake up in a dumpster we'll have to have this conversation again...
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
You finished the fifth and then hid two dozen eggs around your apartment and declare that you would "quest for Jesus". Have fun questing today.
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
You can't just say "I scored us a potential threesome" and then not text me back.
Bring me your tired, your weary, your buffalo chicken dip
I don't think you could pull off being mean.
How do you think I'm still single?
you walked into the party, and all you had on was your left sock... literally.
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
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