I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
I tried to tell him I love him but it came out something like "We're both fucked up and it works."
He tricked me into going on a double date with him, I don't like that he's not using me for just sex anymore
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
I'm pretty sure I just need an IV drip of Plan B at this point...
You tried crawling through the apartment window instead of going through the wide open door next to it
It's not even 8 pm, or Saint Patrick's Day, and Kevin is drunk on my roof humping the air
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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