I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
We ran out of wine so we are trying the absinthe you brought over from Spain like 3 years ago. Please call me at noon tomorrow. If we die, its your fault
The intern claims someone glued plastic eyeballs to his penis last night. He going to show everyone in the conference room at 3pm. There is a $5 cover charge.
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
I stopped for beer and woke up to a bird on my shoulder. I really need to stop drinking
I asked what it takes to be a good delivery driver, my new boss said "always keep these in your vehicle" as he handed me a flashlight and a blunt. I'm going to like this job.
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
I feel like I got hit by a car. But a small car, like a Beetle or a Mini or something.
My life is far to together for someone who's such a hot mess inside
Randomize