Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
hey what are you doing
hooking up with some marlborough girl. shes gorgeous!
i texted you because i like you, and i told my freinds you were my fiance. but sine we're not dating you're not cheating and i'm pathetic
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
You're breaking my vagina 4 times a day I reserve the right to know your middle name.
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people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
It's official drugs can't kill me
At the gym and this really hot trainer checked me out and was talking to his buddy about his workout. He then says "yeah man, like I'm doing so many reps- what's 7 times 7, 45?"
He was THIS close.
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i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
I'm actually not sure I need to run today, between the crazy monkey sex and breaking into my own house.
And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
I know she’s pissed I fucked her husband, but I didn’t know he was married until after I blew him at Legoland
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