You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
I feel like every car around me knows I'm driving in my snuggie
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
the bartender cut you off himself after you started walking on tops of tables and hugging random people
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
I think I've just evolved into some kind of vodka fueled monster
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
It's like... Even my horoscope knows I had an awkward threesome last night.
Life achievement unlocked: I just ate a Slim Jim "Lady and the Tramp" style with a guy in a bar.
Overheard a drunk girl talk about how when she's drunk she believes in more than one God
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
Is it sacrilegious to take tequila shots on Saint Patrick's day?
Randomize
