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i just walked with a girl who was carrying a chair down the street. apparently she got mad at the bartender and took the bar stool when she left.

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(734): i just walked with a girl who was carrying a chair down the street. apparently she got mad at the bartender and took the bar stool when she left. http://tfl.nu/94x2

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This is why I'm not putting my name in lights over your bed.

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(913): This is why I'm not putting my name in lights over your bed. http://tfl.nu/p27o

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(267): View more from Pennsylvania

The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!

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(267): The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering! http://tfl.nu/inse

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She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.

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(404): She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves. http://tfl.nu/q9n8

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we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.

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(757): we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink. http://tfl.nu/2r69

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well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too

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(703): well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too http://tfl.nu/1ldg

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(505): View more from New Mexico

I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though

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(505): I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though http://tfl.nu/889i

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I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.

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(773): I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger. http://tfl.nu/s2b5

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Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night

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(617): Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night http://tfl.nu/g4dq

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I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.

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(832): I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella. http://tfl.nu/jiup

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WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE

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(267): WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE http://tfl.nu/lgwx

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I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids

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(302): I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids http://tfl.nu/6v45

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Convinced lucas all the eggs in the fridge are fertilized and now he's crying.

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(517): Convinced lucas all the eggs in the fridge are fertilized and now he's crying. http://tfl.nu/uj2j

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I drunk-cried for all conjoined twins everywhere the other day.

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(412): I drunk-cried for all conjoined twins everywhere the other day. http://tfl.nu/3m26

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I tried to prevent a bar fight. By convincing a guy whacked out on Molly to slap the ass of everyone who was arguing and shout "WOO" each time. I'm proud, surprised, and intrigued that it calmed everyone down so quickly...

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(603): I tried to prevent a bar fight. By convincing a guy whacked out on Molly to slap the ass of everyone who was arguing and shout "WOO" each time. I'm proud, surprised, and intrigued that it calmed everyone down so quickly... http://tfl.nu/93wn

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