woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
last night he was wasted watching Entourage and changed everyone in his phone book to LLOYD!!!!
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
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some girl in front of me in class just googled "hungover+throwing up blood"
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
Just rinsed and put my styrofoam cup of noodles in the dishwasher. I need to be not hungover ASAP
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
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No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
cops woke me up on the sidewalk and asked where my shoes are.. fuck if i know, im sleeping on the sidewalk! actually i didnt say that, i just cried until they gave me a ride home.
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
Some girl came up to us crying that she lost her phone and you said "if it's meant to be, let it be"
Thanks for putting up with my drunk friend last night. Its all fun and games till someone pukes macaroni under your fridge.
Grilled cheese and shark week. Unemployment done right.