OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
I'm at verizon, the guy asked me why my phone is full of seeds. Deff. Not leaving my phone with you anymore.
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
tonight were gonna drink champagne and watch girls put themselves in awkward position
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
Three cheers for handling my crush on my boss in an entirely reasonable manner, by having a threesome with my coworkers.
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