it's my fault, I passed out instead of getting up to pee.
Get out of your relationship and into my pants.
sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
He doesn't belong with God. He belongs face-down in a pile of his own excrement, vomit, blood and semen. Then pissed on by Satan.
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
Imagine Captain Hook, but in penis form and sometimes shy.
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
How does one acquire holy water?
WHY IS THERE A FUCKING DILDO IN PLACE OF MY GEAR SHIFTER IN MY CAR?
Vacuum the place before you go out of town there are random glitter cocks everywhere
I'm not strong. I'm hormonal, sad, lonely, and trying to get laid via tinder
I don't know why, but whenever I shave my balls I feel more aerodynamic.
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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