I tried to give up sex for lent. It feels weird that on easter I'm this excited to be a whore again
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
splinters make it hard to masturbate
Is that you who's passed out on my treadmill?
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
He's drinking 50/50 vodka/water out of a camelback. Disaster would be a compliment at this point.
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
Dude, you stalking his LINKEDIN profile will NOT affect your chances with him. We aren't 40...
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
His Instagram is like a gay porn blog all of the sudden got conquered by the Mormon missionary that he is
I believe the only reason I am slightly functional right now is the leftover drugs in my nose that I keep sniffing
i cant go to his party cause last time i pressed the red buttons on the wall and the fire alarm went off for 40 minutes, i'm not allowed back there
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