He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
I would give up sex for lent, but I think Jesus would understand that I went too long without it to go back now.
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
You kept telling me to "raw dog" your take home breathalyzer without the mouthpiece
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
The problem is drunk me is completely unaware how poor I am
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
I accidentally sent him a snapchat of my boobs and now we're going on a date tomorrow... Could be worse.
Like, I want sex but I also would be okay with Netflix
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
I can't believe we broke the fucking lamp.
*i* can't believe believe we broke the lamp fucking.
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
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