He asked me to sit on his face, but i didnt, for 2 reasons, one, i had just pooped like 20 mins before sex, and two, this could be my future husband. so i skipped on sitting.
I'm not working tomorrow. need to take advantage of the last opportunity for weeks of morning sex.
it's amazing how much more room there is in my purse when I'm not carrying alcohol in it
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
Your brother just walked into my room, pissed drunk and butt naked, got into my bed and fell asleep. In knowing I am gay, you have one hour to deal with him before I do
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
Well I just took a pregnancy test... So how's your thanksgiving?
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
Are you missing a tooth after last night? Because I found one in my coat pocket...along with what smells like dried jäger and a package of deer jerky.
Uh not that I recall.
Oh wait nvm. It's mine. Yeup, definitely my tooth.
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