Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
So, during a 20 minute shower I spent 19 minutes spinning in circles and 1 minute licking the wall, and it was better than sex. I can't wait to do X again.
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
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It's the eternal vodka... it never seems to go away
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
Cory and I accidentally had a sexual adventure last night.
How do you ACCIDENTALLY have a sexual adventure?
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is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
She dumped me and then asked if I wanted to come to her improv show. Fuck theatre majors, man.
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
I'm just the girl with the breathalyzer keychain, and I embrace that.
I hear jingle bells and I can't tell if it's bc I'm feeling festive or just REALLY high
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