Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
He got punched in the face, dropped his laptop down a flight of stairs, and broke his roommate's lava lamp, getting all the toxic lava goo everywhere. This is why we don't let him get drunk. And yet here we are.
You missed me roundhouse kicking a lit glow stick out of a guy's mouth last night. You would have been proud.
You'd think the dry cleaners next door would be less judgmental for as much business as my theme parties bring them.
Responsible roommate: 1. Someone who takes a huge shit at work so as not to clog the toilet at home.
Things you do not want to hear after sex: I almost lost my gum in your pussy. Really dude, don't share that with me!
She asked me to dress as captain planet for halloween and told me she was gonna suck the pollution out of my dick.
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
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