watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
I'm eating tomato paste and drinking banana juice that is expired. Can we please get groceries tonight?
I made two strippers play rock paper scissors to see who would give me a lap dance last night
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
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I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
If i want her back i know all i have to do is sleep with a specific handful of her closest friends. That method is tried and true.
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
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Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
I just found glitter from our Father's Day party on my balls this morning.
DAD WTF
Edible... I FEEL CLOSER TO THE UNIVERSE AND I DEF TRAVELED IN TIME. I THINK I CAN READ MINDS NOW.
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
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