You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
I'm not sure what happened. But I must have won because I obviously stole two full pitchers of beer from the bar and taped a note on them saying "your welcome"
Let's just say trying to drink my weight in apple pie shots looked better in theory.
Really, thanks for buying me caribou, it helped me out. Today will forever be the day I threw up in a caribou cup in the skyway outside of chipotle.
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
I just can't promise there won't be a reason to hit you in the face with a dildo again in the future.
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
I have got to stop taking so many uppers and downers simultaneously. My life is a Dali painting.
The guy behind me is talking about how his life goal is to use his knowledge of mathematics to make the world a better place. My only life goal right now is getting through this lecture without throwing up in my lap.
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
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