Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
Just saw a maroon grand am stop on my street, the driver opened the door, vomited, and then drove away like nothing happened. Been there, done that.
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
There is a girl on the metro with no shoes and she's using a Crown Royal bag as a purse.
Listen. You seriously only live once... there aren't that many cinco de mayos left until someone knocks u up and u have to have a shotgun wedding. Man up.
Your couch is like an animal shelter for stray drunks.
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
She said she was hoping I'd be hotter. I told her I didn't see anybody standing in line to titty fuck her either. She was a great kisser.
You know if we weren't hooking up I think we'd actually be friends
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
My vagina is very pro this idea
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
I think it might be the guy sitting next to me. I've concluded he HAS to be smuggling insane amounts of onions in his wardrobe to smell like that
Btw I definitely had pizza sauce on my face, a painful hickey on my neck, and I just remember screaming SISTER WIVES because of the girl's 1997 jean skirt! Wow.
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