i just walked into a room at this party and someone yelled "dibs!"...
shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
Every time I remember you're bi, the world gets a little brighter.
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
All i've had today is coffee and ketchup packets. I need a job like yesterday.
He asked for a foot job. Whatever. I guess I'm swimming in new slut waters tonight.
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
I danced with this guy last night, I left like I was humped by a blind baby kangaroo trying to body-box.
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
Is drinking before noon still a bad idea if you invent an amazing cocktail?
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
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