Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
there's a wrestler here in a Ferrari//puma hoodie who is telling girls his win//loss record as a pickup line.
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
Why is the word 'best' written on my chest?!!
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THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
I doubt she'll sponsor it. You know alcohol and fireworks don't mix, right?
It's okay. We're not going to soak the fireworks in alcohol. The alcohol is for drinking.
I think we r still a few steps from ex sex. In fact, that's never going to happen. I'm just saying on the seething-chemical-fire-of-emotional-distress-to-post -relationship-intercourse scale, I'm closer to fucking than throttling. Progress is fun.
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
Blocking me on Facebook doesn't change the fact that you've had my penis in my mouth. So there's that.
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You drunkenly promised dick pics on your way out the door and then never delivered. I don't know how I'll ever be able to trust you again.
I'm going to need a penis the size of a bat
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
Are these your boobs on my camera?
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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