Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
I have a sixth sense for dads free balling in gym shorts
Literally just had a girl put her street name into my phone. Yeah.
I am the only person I know ever to have been brought TO the bar in the back of a cop a car. Twice.
I was standing in my mom's kitchen in only my neon green thong, eating pizza over the garbage can, and sobbing while he was yelling at me.
The cup holder in my recliner holds a whole bottle of wine. That's definitely a sign.
I'm currently trying to figure out a way to fill the bathtub up with mashed potatoes so when he comes over he'll know what's about to hit him..
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
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