Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
My printer just jammed because one of the condom wrappers I threw when we had sex in my dorm
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
Just drank an entire bottle of champagne for lunch. It's gonna be that kind of semester.
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
You're the only one to love me enough for me to admit the following: Rock-bottom sounds like sobbing to a Miley Cyrus song.
So. Somehow managed to fuck my contacts out of my eyes. Didn't know that was even possible.
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
My legacy here is being that tiny blonde girl that threw someone down and shouted "Fuck your face, I'm Dee Dee Ramone."
You know you're stoned when you tell your dog you're stoned only to realise he's not in the pickup
I made out with the hosts' boyfriend, infront of her, drank way too much, slept in my car and convinced everyone that I'm really a nice person. If that's not skilled lying, I don't know what is.
Oh don't mind my cushion, I got plowed in the ass by a freight train last night
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