I think i sorta joined a cult last night
You can't special order awesome
Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
These 33 Eskimo Brothers Boinked The Same Person And Couldn’t Be More Proud
honestly, magaritas are the void men can't fill.
he pulled a hernia and i had to get the morning after pill. you tell me how our valentines day went.
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
Fuck. I'm going to pass the savings right on to the strippers. It's trickle down economics.
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
17 Inappropriate Things People Did With Instruments
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
Turns out lunch break sex with someone you cant stand being around for any amount of time just makes you wish you had gone to get tacos like you originally planed.
....I feel like you are deciding whether or not I'm good enough for you based on what I ordered from Chipotle.
What do you want to swallow. Press 1 whiskey press 2 rum
100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants