i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
How am I supposed to spread my seed with you "modern women" and your birth control?
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
guess who has a date tonight
look at you growing up, going on dates before she hops into bed
Guy Accidentally Starts A Group Chat With All The Girls He’s Talking To And Gets Absolutely Roasted
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
im shotgunning beers in the kitchen. alone. the cat is judging me.
Literally best acid trip ever. Better than sex. At one point she looked over at me, started crying, holds up her hands and said "dinosaur tears of sadness". Craziest roommate ever.
The Internet Is Obsessed With This Stripper Who Dropped It Low Just To Eat A Slice Of Pizza
Note to self: the judgement that occurs when unrolling your last 5 which was used to snort drugs the night before, to pay for alcohol before noon on a Monday is worth just sucking it up and taking an overdraft fee.
Wait a min, you had drugs last night?!
We bonded over the fact that we each, separately, got arrested on the same weekend.
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
Dude, I passed out on the side walk, lost my phone and shirt, and walked 12 miles home after I disappeared from the club
His boxer smelled like clean laundry while I was giving him head. It was delightful, like sucking a dick in a spring meadow.
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