I went out, and slept with my sunglasses on
You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
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So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
alcohol. turning childhood friends into awkward hookups since the dawn of civilization.
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
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I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL?
I gave him blue balls & ate the last slice of pie so the chances of a second date are slim...
Fyi - we're going to be eating those sandwiches in bed when you get home.
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?
Of course the sales lady was judging you, you bought a pregnancy test, ky jelly, diet pills and a 6 pack of red bull. Even i'm judging you.