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• (248): View more from Michigan

  why didn't you poke me back

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• (405): View more from Oklahoma

  So the waitress at the Chinese Buffet totally just said "Adios" to a Hispanic couple. There's something you don't see every day.

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• (405): View more from Oklahoma

  I'm still amazed at how you managed to puke in every plant on the whole top floor at the mall without a single person noticing and without missing a step.

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• (305): View more from Florida

  He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.

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  Just woke up and my doorbell is on my nightstand... the fuck?

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• (616): View more from Michigan

  Shame tastes like burnetts and latex

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.

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• (256): View more from Alabama

  Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.

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• (425): View more from Washington

  I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed

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• (832): View more from Houston, Texas

  I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand

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• (778): View more from British Columbia

  Give me a second. I'm doing my best but I'm drunk so for some reason fitting both my boobs in the pic is just incredibly difficult. They aren't THAT big. I'm just being retarded.

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• (613): View more from Ontario

  is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?

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• (304): View more from West Virginia

  Just test drove the kilt for Justin's wedding. NEVER. WEARING. PANTS. AGAIN.

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• (651): View more from Minnesota

  He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(

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• (416): View more from Toronto

  Everytime I feel sad about the break up; I recall that she is a Bernie supporter and feel all better

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