That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
Come see our sink grown plant.
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
I ended up taking shots of whiskey and chasing them with potato wedges, I have never felt more Irish
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
I have invented a new sport: freshman-watching. I'm sitting on our porch literally dying watching the freshmen run around trying to find parties
My gynecologist got a full view of the obviously bite marked shaped bruises on my thighs. I just kept talking about work and hoped she wouldn't judge me.
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
He called me khaleesi while I rode his dick. He wins
He didn't even get to the first chorus of Hotel California before he started convulsing on top of me.
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
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