nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
Our phone convo was getting intense. Then I heard her say "quiet mommy is trying to have phone sex"
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
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She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
He said he got laid, but you and i both know he was too high to leave his house.
I just need to repress my desire to share my impressive chugging abilities with the world and I won't black out so much
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
Did you know that taking off a bra with teeth burns ninty calories?
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After owing so much in back child support they should make vasectomy a mandatory
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
my ass is still wet. this is highly unpleasant. give me 5 to get changed and I'm all yours. or you can yell things to me while I shower and burn clothes
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
How do I convince my friend not to get tattoo tributes to her cats?
WHO DOES THAT
I told her it'd send up tons of red flags and she responded by telling me they're her babies. And she's sober.
Woah don't start going all boyfriend on me now, you're here for one thing and one thing only and that's sex, hot shameless sex.
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