All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
how the fuck does easy mac keep making itself at 3am when i'm wasted? what is this phenomenon?
That explains waking up with one hand in the toilet and the other in the trash can
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
Just flooded the bathroom while masturbating in the shower. Managed to squeege most of it up. Desperately need to get laid.
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
Walked girl from last night to car as gf was driving up. Got slow clap from neighbors.
I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
I just busted my piggy bank to afford McDonald's. This is my personal cry for help.
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
So I have now fucked both my roommates...This is why I can’t live with men.
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