My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
We need to talk in the morning. The guy I was with just interpreted me taking off my earrings as code for "let me take off my pants."
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
Why am I feeling up grandma?!
I'm really glad a picture of you as an infant followed this text.
Rick just drank rum out of a dog bowl after a dog already drank out of it.
It was one of those "how did I get to my bed and what am I wearing" mornings.
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
Apparently I was telling them, "I AM A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN AND I DON'T NEED YOU TO HOLD MY HAIR," and I pulled my hair back and puked.
hey. this is your former cousin. you boned my best friend last night.
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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