Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
But fine, we can play that game. You can come over and we can have totally platonic, long, boring discussions. Or we can fuck. Whatever.
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Gravity stopped and i'm discussing Greek philosophy with two guys I don't know. There's someone asleep on me. We need to use their dealer.
Dude, she gave me a handski that literally felt like she was starting a lawn mower...
No. I'm drinking straight up vodka right now. With a pineapple in it.
That'll put some boobs in that bra.
A drunk hobo just gave me a fist bump. Because I know what a womb is.
You kept yelling in my face " YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SUCK A DICK TONIGHT!"
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in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
We have such limited time together he literally sends me text messages that are like "I sent my roommates on an impossible quest, we have 15 minutes." it's that bad.
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
I'll just go on tinder. Seeking strong male to help take apart ikea furniture and move. I'll touch your dick.
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
should i be that dick who brings a carpet in an uberpool
Why are you moving a carpet?
it's unimportant
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