He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
my dad's beating me at drinking again. No matter what i do I can't win.
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
nothing says "you're fucked" like watching a movie with the family and a handle of vodka comes crashing down from your hiding spot in the ceiling tiles.
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
All I need is to get out and get laid
Yeah mom sounds like a good idea! Now send that message to the person it was ment for
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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