I hate you but I'm not in hate with you
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
Are you pissed because you didn't get action, or the fact i got boned twice in public places tonight?
I hooked up with some guy to get over my ex last night. I was terrified until we started doing naked pushups.
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
Oh my god i hate key west. No one takes amex and strippers took all my money
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
Great news. I WILL BE FUCKING IN A BOUNCY HOUSE TOMORROW.
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
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