Just fucked a hooker at a motel in New Jersey. Two states down, 48 to go.
i'm officially boycotting relationships. hello random hook ups and treating men like meat.
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
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I just ate a whole bag of celery instead of getting up to get a glass of water. That high.
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
the $20 limit for secret santa doesn't apply to me cause you know a half gram of coke is more than $20
I'm making presurgery martini's. You need to be here.
there is nothing more depressing than your birth control alarm going off while you're masturbating, and realizing you've been taking pointless precautions for over a month now.
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MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
He just subscribed to one of my Spotify playlists. The next step is sex.
You told your mom that it was your second day sober. I think she believed it until you jumped off the balcony
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
I woke up under the stretchy sheet like the corners were still stuck under the bed. I had to wiggle the corners off in order to get up. I was trapped. how did that happen
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