But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
i have to start hiding my credit card when i drink i woke up this morning with 4 emails from Farmville telling me i spent over $800 on coins last night
your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
Only time i ever look at my online banking statement is to see when i left the bar.
It wasn't the stripper that gave you the hickey but I just figured out who did
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
Wrestling for my wallet turned into us almost having sex in the middle of the hallway
I woke up in an ill fitting childs tutu this morning and the shower curtain is knocked down. Wtf happened?
I'm sorry I tried to stab you. I just really wanted those mozerella sticks.
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
u better not lose ur virginity to a sugar daddy who doesn’t post a pic of himself to tinder
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