well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
I found the orange juice, it was hiding in the vodka...trickster.
so i woke up on my toliet naked backwards. good night.
She's holding my hand. I'm going to kill myself.
Considering last night's endeavors, I am going to hell 5 times over. 1 for puking on a hobo, 1 for laughing about it, and 3 for remembering it today and laughing about it sober
He picked me up went to throw me on his bed. I landed on the wood frame. That's how I broke my rib. We still fucked. Thanks tequila. Best injury ever
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
not a day goes by that I don't wish you were here or I there. Today it was because I had the desire to get high and go look at the jellyfish at the aquarium and you're the perfect buddy for that.
I found a bar with Metallica and a fire eater. I'm home
I just masturbated while watching Say Yes to the Dress
This is what my life has come to
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
i got pulled over completely sober but looking like death. dick cop made me do a field sobriety test. he also said "no sober person could have 7 BK bags"
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
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