so it turns out, not only do the doormen judge the girls I bring home, but they rate them.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
Is everything ok? Last time I missed your call you were being arrested.
I apologize for excluding you. On a better note: the stripper that made out with my wife friend requested me on facebook
How do people deal with hangovers? I literally want to eat my own face.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
Alright fuck it. Alcoholic Jamie is back and here to stay.
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
ETSY JUST SENT ME AN EMAIL WITH THE SUBJECT "SUMER ROMANCE" I'M BEYOND FUCKING DONE
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
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