I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
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started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
Think of this as an opportunity. Like Jesus just opened up his closet, and inside is an endless supply of huge, beautiful cock.
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
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Is it inappropriate to send a happy 3-year anniversary of having a threesome with you and your ex girlfriend on easter text?
he taught all the little kids to ski. it was stupid hot. i'm pretty sure my ovaries exploded.
Imma do four shots of whisky within two minutes and pass out. Otherwise this'll go badly.
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
When you can't finish your jumbo margarita and figure pouring it into a to go box will suffice... Midnight snack?
my roommates are pretty pissed at me. they sent me out for ice and i came back with a kitten.
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