Just saw remains of her puke from last night on my pants.... thats got "Apology BJ" written all over it.
So, halfway through sex he stops and starts crying. He said he's worried god hates him for all his bad decisions...think he meant to imply I was one of them...
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
I jerked him off and then punched him in the face for no reason. Typical evening drinking Sailor Jerry's.
Just bought a beer belt to complete the Captain America outfit. I will do my part as a hero of America to pass out beer to the good citizens of America.
He blended the pizza with water and drank the whole thing. He is my hangover hero
I just wanna be craddled in his arms and spoon fed applesauce..
that's the most romantic thing you've ever said.
I just invented spray cheese vodka. tastes real nasty but does the trick.
I just want a pillowcase full of fast food so I can eat and sleep this hangover away
So apparently using the emergency exit of the bar as a bathroom is frowned upon in this establishment...
Can we just talk about how I wrote out all the stuff I had to do this week and for Thursday it says "drink and cry"? ...I don't remember putting that but it sounds like something I would do
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
Don't come in. My door to my bathroom won't close because of the table and I'm pooping
Classy
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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