don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
Add "its too hot" to reasons why I don't get fucked anymore
someone, somewhere in austin has to have a muppet
yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
it can't be normal that my body odor smells like fries
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
my Econ professor just passed around his phone for us to take a pic of ourselves so he could learn our names. I am currently looking him up on my sex offenders app.
and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
there comes a time in a mans life when you ask yourself, will i fake love for blowjobs? and the answer is always yes
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
this is an emotional support booty call
He came over and fucked me while my conference call was on mute. Working from home is the best.
i just want to get drunk and cry and have sex with lots of men
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
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