Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
Dude, totally just found out that I've been washing my hair with semen for the past 3 weeks.
He was so drunk that he tried to backflip off a baby chair.. How do you think that ended?
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
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If I am going to throw out this whole "born again virgin" thing...i'm not going to do it on someone who is less than 5 inches.
I forgot if I was chewing my gum or my tongue
I left the brick of cheese in your car! Keep it at Moderate Temp! It's my precious!
Jenn from HR called him the new office boy toy. I think I need to bathe in bleach.
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
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Glass of stolen champagne in a to go cup = tastiest hangover cure ever
I did just chug a pint glass of wine during a solid round of masterbation, so I believe I am ready for bingo.
We are best friends because we can vomit simultaneously in the same toilet and not care
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
Your girlfriend agreed to a threesome, I saw dogs in a bar. It seems life is falling into place for us
I’m pregaming Christmas shopping with grandma. What’s up?
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