So we walked by this chick's house and she starts yelling at her boyfriend "STOP HITTING ME WITH YOUR DICK"
I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
i just made my gag reflex go away.
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
Don't make me out to be the bad guy. You practically MADE me cum on your food.
I'm sorry but I have to break up with you. My wife is pregnant and can't have a girlfriend too.
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
Due to certain anatomical proportions it was less like fucking and more like childbirth.
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
Everywhere I look there's another kitten this is so ideal
Can I live on acid? Kittens man. Kittens.
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
I smell like a mix of alcohol, sweat, and sex and its only 10 AM
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