we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
I don't know who he was, where he came from, or where he went, but he just handed me a bowl of mac and cheese and left. It was good too.
Hurricane Earl: Get Blown party at my house friday! Byob: bring your own bitch/booze. Must have 80s blown hair style, kazoo/noise maker (vuvuzelas/airhorns are allowed), and/or bubble wands. \n
Why am I even shocked you're doing this....
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you asked the janitor if you could ride his floor cleaner.
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
I'll hold a taco with my boobs for you
You're in a tuxedo, you can pee wherever you want.
MAN I GOT NO SLEEP AND HAD A BREAKFAST OF SKITTLES AND ASPIRIN. I'M LIVING THE LIFE.
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I found our waiter on grindr, gave him my number, and got him to send a dick pic. Still not getting laid but close enough?
So the pizza place just called me after an hour saying they don't have dough
You have a husband. I have a bag full of electronics. This, is the single life.
I'm laying in my bed in the fetal position with a bag of frozen peas on my head and the bathroom trashcan next to me. Fucking tequila.
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
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