how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
i need to buy one of the child leashes to wear at mardi gras or else im never making it out alive
My roommate says its rare that you can be tear gassed before you lose your virginity so i feel accomplished in life
Weird come down, just saw a woman on the train go to grab something and realised she had terrifying hands. They literally filled me with dread. I don't think I'm ok.
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
If by "Are you high?" u mean "Did you just pass out at Genghis Grill walking to your table and falceplant?" the answer is yes.
I tried to steal a Mike's Hard sign last night but it didn't work out
why what happened?
Well it was going fine.. until the bouncer noticed the three foot steel lemon sticking out of my jacket.
not sure if destroying him emotionally was worth it but damn it's a fucking hilarious story
By 9 pm this evening I'll have accomplished smashing with two different guys in two different time zones in the same day.
Stay hydrated
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
When you puked on me I said to you "we will just say that you threw some mostacholi at me"
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