Heybabeimwearingurpanties
I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
While you were in the ER we decided to tailgate in the parking lot until security told us that's not allowed.
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
He waited until after foreplay to tell me that he didn't have a condom and "we" would just have to settle for a bj tonight...
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
I Have a huge scrape on my knee and I need a better excuse than dry humping on a park bench...
I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
I had sex in a panda mask the other night.
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
Are you still passed out in my back seat, or do I need to come find you?
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