it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
you were convinced campus grass and foliage would give you your daily serving of vegetables to balance out the amount of alcohol you drank.
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
I just woke up wearing retainers... they are most definitely not mine
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
It smells like someone died in our apartment and ya'll used some random orifice of his body to smoke weed out of. Side note, how did we get a guitar?
Idk if I woke up next to a cat or raccoon. either way it's purring.
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
She had YOLO tattooed on her ass. Like, one cheek said YO, the other said LO. Even I can't handle that level of hot mess.
Right now I'm in a club where they are passing out glow in the dark dildos by the dozen. I don't think my life will ever get weirder than it is at this moment.
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
Mike Pence got the fuck boy eyes though
I got very very very high last night and bought a cotton candy machine on eBay
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