Just saw a girl that looks like Michelle Obama and Im strangely aroused by her. Does that make me a democrat?
I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
Nothin says happy bday jesus like a shot with your loved ones.
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
He thought the strainer was a giant bowl to puke in.
Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
Last night he ate BBQ Pringles out of my boobs...I feel like it was moderately productive
And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
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