Um, that's called prostitution
Not if I leave it on the nightstand, then it's called cab money
it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
does the cute hipster in the kitchen belong to you?
if not i want to bang those glasses off his face
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
He said I was doing well, so I stopped mid blow job to compliment his grammar. You could say I like intellectuals
Never play truth or dare with a girl who carries a dildo in her purse. I'll never go to a Denny's again.
Sitting on my couch watching TV in my underwear drinking a bottle of wine.... and you want to interrupt me to come pick you up. No I will not do it.
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
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