She invited me to an Eagles game, I mean that is almost better then if she told me she could only function with large amounts of semen in her system at all times.
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
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You were dancing around the clubbing yelling "best wingman ever" and raising your cast in the air
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
Also I just took Ritalin with coffee so if anyone wants to know what numbers sound like, I got you
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hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
Isis wins if we don't have the loudest, kinkiest sex in every part of my house tomorrow
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
Can't be like "hey can you elaborate on this three year old tweet" can I?
he went down on me WHILE i ate BACON PIZZA! best. boyfriend. ever.
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