You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
I know it's getting bad when I wash the bong more often then the dishes
he just booty called me in advance instead of waiting til 3 am when hes trashed. i think thats really considerate and gentlemanlike.
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
You do realize that we got a stripper to do the YMCA for us on the main stage... Right?
I have a broken liver
I see that the whole "let's take a break from drinking" has worked out really well for us.
I hope your pay increase has gone through because I might need bail. This is not what I dreamed adulthood would be like.
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
I was giving you head in the kitchen, and when I looked up you were eating a quesadilla.
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
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