doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
I drank like a thousand beers last night and my poo is solid, not gross like usual. I think this means I've grown up.
No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
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God you better not be texting me after just having sex with someone from craigslist
the $20 limit for secret santa doesn't apply to me cause you know a half gram of coke is more than $20
My cab driver just texted me 'goodnight beautiful'. I think my 'desperate for a guy phase' has just moved into a fuck my life phase.
She drove all the way from Austin to have sex with me. I think it's a safe assumption my dick will have an easy life in college.
What's more awkward than your little brother in law screaming, "I SAW YOUR TITTIES" at the breakfast table?
His step dad chiming in on the jokes.
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Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
Can you come unlock the door? I just peed myself on the porch.
Philosophical question for you: is it better to go into work slightly drunk or slightly coked out?
It's still fucked up that my mom let me think Vanilla Ice was my dad for YEARS just because she thought it was funny.
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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