Will you blow on my dice?
Um, I don't know who U MEANT to send that to, but yes I WAS going to fuck you. Instead you can go play Halo with ur friends.
maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans
Dear man in the lobby please go play whith yourself elsewhere
it feels like theres a golf ball between my legs. the sex was totally worth it tho.
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
do you know how hard it is to pee with a pumpkin in the toilet ?
It's like being the highest you've ever been, then doing about 20 shots, and chasing them with lines of coke. All while laying on the surface of the sun.
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
I don't think the best pickup line was. Hey I have never made a girl orgasm before but I'm sure it will work on someone like you.
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
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