Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
I have a new drinking limit. I'll stop when I know I'm going to untag the picture that was just taken of me.
thanks for singing to me while i puked last night
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At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
I have whiskey and jager. There's no telling what kind of monster will emerge
I seriously had to check my phone this morning to make sure I didn't agree to any strange sexual favors.
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You should hear the lecture my mom just gave me about cooking pizzas when im drunk because "I could have died".
So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
I went to the hospital to have my arm checked out, and they already knew the story. They gave me props for posting photos on facebook before even coming to the hospital.
the awesomest thing about staying behind in our lame ass dorm room by myself during spring break: I've now nutted in 3 inconspicuous locations on your side of the room. brag to me again about how fucking awesome tahoe is you shithead. I dare you.
All I remember was you telling him there was something behind him so he would turn around and you could slide down his carpeted stairs on your belly without a shirt on. How's that carpet burn btw?
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