O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
Is it wrong that I didn't stop masterbating when the credit card company called?
did you answer or finish?
both
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
as it turns out, there is no "i was in the pool" excuse for adderall-induced shrinkage.
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im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
I'm gonna lurk in the mother fucking bushes and watch karma take him down like a gimpy gazelle.
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
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Saying someone's good at giving head is like saying someone is good at pouring juice like there is that one girl who will spill it everywhere but for the most part it's not that hard to be good at
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
I had the hottest doctor assess me at the hospital. He smelled like heaven and sex.
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
I really need to get a comfy set of masturbating shoes
Sorry I totally pulled a home invasion on you last night
That was super inconsiderate of me
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