billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
So we sucessfully lit our bathtub on fire. Thought you should know.
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
Our halfway to Halloween party needs to never happen again. There were waaayy too many wasted cartoon characters passed out in my living room this morning...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
I'm so lazy and tired i just want to cry and fall asleep in a bed of egg mcmuffins.
Yeah well you try taking nice pictures while you have pizza crust lodged in your throat
Mom kept me on a leash as a kid, did you know this?
When she went in the beer store I got to hold it.
You're doing screenings before you set me up again- no child sized dicks allowed.
Girls - I think I have a problem with stealing random shit when I'm drunk.
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