Things overheard in WeHo: "Just drink a corona and eat some ass, you won't be hungry anymore"
all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
I seriously think I got run over last night.. My sides are bruised and I got a ride home in the limo from the office.
Beer is acceptable at 830am if it's your bday, right?
Instead of a fine and a few hours in jail he chose to get tasered, break his neck and shit his pants
Duuuude someone spilled hot sauce all over the floor and trailing outside wtf
OH GOD IT'S BLOOD. THIS IS ALOT OF BLOOD.
sex in a hospital.. check
I got my gum stuck on his balls.
I'm basically the yoda of knowing when someone wants to sleep with you
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
I'm drunkenly throwing popcorn at a spider, fuck him. Why does his scary 8 legs get to be happy?
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
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