Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
I love college. Only here at ten in the morning can you hear "Man, hot sauce on my pussy was my worst idea in a long time." while walking down the hall.
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
Vodka infused whipped cream. Shit just got real.
So when you said you wanted to make a clay replica of my boobs and hang it above your bed you actually meant it?
I'm using my ex boyfriends dog to find a guy at the park I could see fuck buddy potential in. I'm the queen of irony.
I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
He insisted he brought his alarm clock everywhere, and then the girl screamed "fuck French people!"
I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
I can't name a single part of my body that isn't sore. Who says break up sex is bad sex?
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
Well I told him I’ve got the flu....he said he’d wear a condom
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
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